Tasteless Nick Cannon Calls Chelsea Handler Ugly.

Nick Cannon Calls Chelsea Handler Ugly, White Trash For Questioning His Comedic Skills. Nick Cannon won’t let a simple jibe go unpunished. Mariah Carey’s husband has unleashed several unfunny attacks on comedienne Chelsea Handler after the E! late night show host questioned his comedic prowess. The 30-year-old former rapper’s rants started when Chelsea found out he was going on a comedy tour, prompting her to write on Twitter on Thursday: “I just heard nick cannon is starting a comedy tour. Who’s going to do the comedy?”. This riled up Nick, who used to do a sketch comedy on Nickelodeon’s “All That” as a teenager. He responded with: “Wow @chelseahandler I actually used to have respect for you as a comic. But for one artist to diss another in the same art form. #Tasteless.” “Soon as I get off stage tonight, I’m going in on @chelseahandler I’m about to be relentless! OFF WITH HER HEAD but right now I got to focus.” Chelsea responded with a photo of a grape soda and a caption that reads: “@nickcannon pls drink this before you tweet me again.” After his show in New York, which he boasted was with a “standing ovation,” he then unleashed tweets that target the 35-year-old comedienne’s looks, even calling her white trash along with Howard Stern and Eminem. Some of his tweets read: “Everyone knows @Chelseahandler had sex with the head of E! for her show. So when its canceled does he get residual p***y for the reruns? “…looks like she got hit in the face with a hot bag of nickels!” “Just talked to @50cent He said he made@chelseahandler get G-Unit tattooed on her balls!” “@Chelseahandler @Howardstern @Eminem Why do all these angry ugly whitetrash folks want beef with me? What I do? I’m a harmless corny dude!” “@chelseahandler is like the new @joanrivers just without the funny and more plastic surgery” He then ended his tirades with a disclaimer, saying those were “just jokes.”

EELS are set to release a new album entitled TOMORROW MORNING

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Eels new album and world tour. EELS are set to release a new album entitled TOMORROW MORNING August 23, 2010 and embark on a world tour August 3. EELS leader Mark Oliver Everett, aka E calls the 14 track album the final installment of a trilogy that began with HOMBRE LOBO (June 2009) and END TIMES (January 2010). Following a four year absence, TOMORROW MORNING will be the third new EELS album in a little over a year and a half and will be released on the EELS’ E Works Records label. The world tour starts in Santa Ana, California, hitting Japan, Australia, Europe, United States and Canada. It will be the first time EELS have performed live since the release of HOMBRE LOBO, END TIMES and the new album.

EELS 2010 World Tour dates:

August 3 Santa Ana, California Galaxy Theater warm-up show
August 7 Tokyo, Japan Marine Stadium, Summersonic Festival
August 8 Osaka, Japan Maishima, Summersonic Festival
August 13 Brisbane, Australia The Tivoli
August 14 Sydney, Australia The Enmore Theater
August 15 Melbourne, Australia The Palace Theater
August 20 Hasselt, Belgium Pukkelpop Festival
August 21 Stafford, UK V Festival
August 22 Chelmsford, UK V Festival
August 24 Glasgow, Scotland Academy
August 26 Birmingham, UK Academy
August 28 Zurich, Switzerland Winterhur Festival
August 29 Paris, France Rock en Seine Festival
August 30 Amsterdam, Holland Paradiso
September 1 London, UK Brixton Academy
September 3 Dublin, Ireland Electric Picnic Festival
September 4 Manchester, UK Academy
September 5 Luxembourg Den Atelier
September 6 Groningen, Holland Oosterpoort
September 7 Hamburg, Germany Grosse Freiheit
September 8 Copenhagen, Denmark Vega
September 10 Berlin, Germany Astra
September 11 Munich, Germany Theaterfabrik
September 12 Vienna, Austria Arena
September 13 Graz, Austria Orpheum
September 14 Hohenems, Austria Eventcenter
September 15 Milan, Italy Alcatraz
September 17 Barcelona, Spain Bikini
September 19 Lisbon, Portugal Coliseum
September 22 Philadelphia, PA World Cafe Live
September 23 Richmond, VA The National Theater
September 24 Boston, MA The Royal
September 25 New York, NY Terminal 5
September 26 Washington, DC 9:30 Club
September 28 Montreal, Canada Le National
September 29 Toronto, Canada The Mod
September 30 Detroit, MI The Crofoot
October 1 Chicago, IL The Metro
October 2 Milwaukee, WI The Pabst Theater
October 3 Minneapolis, MN First Avenue
October 5 Denver, CO The Ogden Theater
October 6 Salt Lake City, UT The Complex
October 8 Portland, OR Roseland
October 9 Seattle, WA TBA
October 11 San Francisco, CA The Fillmore
October 12 Los Angeles, CA Henry Fonda Theater

Ticket links and more EELS info:
www.EELStheband.com

Lady Gaga, Beyonce Premiere Ambitious “Telephone” Video

Lady Gaga debuted her hotly anticipated concept music video “Telephone” last week , a nearly 10-minute long Miracle Whip-infused dance party with a side of mass murder and Beyonce. The pop star teamed with “Paparazzi” director Jonas Akerlund and the “Single Lady” singer for the ambitious vid, which premiered on E! and dropped online late Thursday. “There’s certainly always a hidden message in my music videos,” Gaga told E! News. “But I would say most predominately, I’m always trying to convolute everyone’s idea of what a pop music video should be.” The captivating film is an achievement that both the pop star’s fans and those who may not be so gaga on the lady can appreciate, especially when Beyonce in Bettie Page bangs and a star-spangled pin-up dress joins a hippified Gaga — also in red, white and blue — to dance across the crime scene they’ve created out of an iconic diner. The pair has just poisoned everyone in the room, a collective punishment of sorts after none of the diners has stood up to Tyrese Gibson, who makes his cameo by sexually harassing the women and bullying the men. The massacre comes after Beyonce has just poured poison in Gibson’s coffee cup and follows a dance scene where Gaga uses Miracle Whip, Wonder bread and vials of poison as props as she’s acting out an infomercial. In Gaga’s interview with E! News, the singer said she consulted with vengeance-film director extraordinaire Quentin Tarantino to sound out her ideas on the project. The director also lent Gaga the “Pu*** Wagon” from “Kill Bill” to use in her video. “There certainly is a Tarantino-inspired quality in the video,” Gaga told E! The video also features new Gaga fashion firsts like sunglasses made from cigarette butts and Diet Coke-can hair curlers.