Third Season Of “1000 Ways To Die” To Premiere On Spike TV. Looking for an uplifting, not-at-all disturbing show? Check out Spike TV’s “1000 Ways to Die.” After seeing the show, you may realize the opening sentence of this article was sarcastic. The third season of “1000 Ways to Die” will premiere on Tuesday, September 14 on Spike TV. The new season of the show from acclaimed producer Thom Beers (“Deadliest Catch,” “Ice Road Truckers”) will show some of the most outrageous true stories about those who died in very, very strange and sometimes even morbidly funny ways. Each case takes viewers through a fast-paced full reenactment interlaced with dramatic witness testimonials, fun historical tidbits, scientific expert explanations and vibrant CGI effects. With a title of “1000 Ways to Die,” viewers have to expect bizarre, ironic and weird deaths from the series. For the third season, Spike TV will expand its scientific explanations for the subjects’ untimely demise so viewers can avoid such an unfortunate fate and will also take a look back through history to explore the causes behind notorious deaths of well-known figures. A few that will be highlighted this season include death by vuvuzuela, a self-liposuction gone wrong, a woman with massive breast implants gets struck by lightning, a man relieves himself in the Amazon when a fish swims up his urethra, a nature lover attempts CPR on roadkill, death by hairball, a compulsive hoarder trapped by his own collection, a basketball player left hanging while showing off his slam-dunk skills, a Korean foodie whose feast on a live octopus specialty is his last, and the death of famous magician Houdini, who wasn’t able to escape an untimely demise.