Just days after Perez Hilton’s alleged altercation with Will.I.Am and the Black Eyed Peas’ road manager Liborio “Polo” Molina, Zac Efron has teamed up with Breckin Meyer for a Funny or Die parody of Hilton’s passionate video account of the incident. In the video, Meyer says he is using his legal name of Luigi Lopez Hyack Banderas Conchito Alonzo as he describes an incident that occurred between him, Efron and Efron’s girlfriend at the Robot Chicken skate party. In the same shaky-but-emphatic tone that Perez used in his video, Meyer says, “What happened to me … happened to me as a human being and should never ever happen. Never. Ever. Never.”
The Jonas Brothers are men now. That’s why they’re posing like a late-’90s boy band on Rolling Stone—that’s just what men do. • E!’s own Kendra Wilkinson offered some insight into her “sexy bachelorette/bridal shower” fun on her blog. Wish we were there. • This OP ad with Sophia Bush and AnnaLynne McCord also appears to have surfaced from the same time period. Are we time traveling? Is this real life? • Everyone’s still trying to beat Emma Watson to her college announcement. Right now, the Internet’s money is on Columbia. • Kodakis working on reuniting Megan Fox with the Rose Boy so they can have an awkward, feel-good moment that will inspire us all to buy more Kodak. • Breckin Meyer makes fun of the Perez Hilton postpunch webcam crying video and then Zac Efron pops up in this Funny or Die vid.
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