Make sure your jeans fall right round your butt and on your shoes
Make sure your jeans fall round your butt right on your shoes. This is the secret to attracting the right kind of woman. If your jeans or pants are too short, have a strange hem, creased, too tapered, etc., you need to go shopping. If your shoes have a weird tongue, aren’t a flattering shape for your foot size, etc., you need to go shopping. It would be wise of you to seek counsel in the ways of a not-so-straight guy friend of yours, and take him along on your shopping trip. If you think this is a joke, you are so wrong. I have been out with girlfriends, seen an incredibly hot guy from a distance, but when we finally get a peek of the knees-down… gasp. So stop salting your own game with those shoes you thought were really fly, but are a horrible novelty that remind you of seventh grade. And ditch the ill-fitting jeans.
